Isn’t awesome like the most awesome
way to describe things that are just so freakin’ awesome?
It just doesn’t get any awesomer. If I hear this word once a day I must hear it an awesome number of times. The only
problem I have with it is that all the things I hear it used to describe are as far from
awesome as we are from Uranus.
Pizza isn’t awesome. The return of
Christ with the dead rising up and the book of judgement being opened-that is
awesome. Hunter Wellington boots are not awesome.
Descending into the underworld and bringing your deceased
girlfriend back to life-that is awesome. Farts are not awesome. Living with
lepers or walking on water –that’s awesome. The internet
has a lot of awesome. Check it out. Ohmythatsawesome.com, theawesomer.com, crazyawesomestuff.com, stuffofawesome.com and 1000awesomethings.com just to
mention a few. What they all have in common is that everything they feature is so not awesome at all. It’s
crap. Maybe crap is the new awesome. How awesome would thsat be? I am thinking
of starting a third blog (my other one is justaddpepper.blogspot.com) and calling
it `as far from awesome as possible.’ Maybe I’ll
even coin a word `nawesome’ to mean simply not awesome. Then
I could have the nawesome awards because you can’t have an idea these days
without a social media component. Nawesome sports personality of the year
follows. Then #nawesome.
I see this going big.This could definitelybe, what’s
the word I’m looking for…
No comments:
Post a Comment